S E X, Y E A H
♡ I like the pretty things in life and im completely hopeless ♡
I want two and I’d walk them every morning around my london terrace home xo
Anonymous asked: 1-85 xoxo

Fine, but only for you. (See below)

ccallumm asked: 68

Callum you’re such a troll. 

I just answered them all anyway…

Procrastinating my assignments.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yes, initially at least. There has to be at least some physical attraction.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Yes. You either end up happy or learn a life lesson

3. Are you a virgin?

No

4. Are you in a relationship?

No

5. Are you in love?

No

6. Are you single this year?

No

7. Can you commit to one person?

Easily.

8. Describe your crush

Talk, dark and handsome. Funny with an great personality. In other words, ideal.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Someone who can love me just as much as I love them.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

I don’t do second chances.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Not really. Depends on the situation.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Sure do.

15. Do you have any piercings?

None. 

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Nope

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Yes and no. I cringe at PDA

20. Do you shower every day?

Yes. Once or twice depending. 

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Yes

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Why not? That would be nice now wouldn’t it.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Piece of cake.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No. 

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Yes, its about fucking time to be honest.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes, but only in a friendly way.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Not that I know of. 

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

No.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

No.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Yes. Scar removal. Other than that I’m happy.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

I have “welled”

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Unrequited feelings.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

No. Haha

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

No

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

No

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

No, I don’t think so. I know what I like.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

All the time. 

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

No. I’m either not creative enough/don’t have the emotional stimulus

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

No

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Not very long.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

Almost a year (But that doesn’t count) 

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

No boyfriends, 6 girlfriends (Don’t count though)

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

0

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

0

47. How old are you?

21

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I can’t wait forever.. 

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

N/A

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

I don’t do second chances. But thats tough.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yes + all my amazing friends.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Not that I can remember so I guess no.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Is it me or does this question not make much sense?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Annie

55. Share a relationship story.

No relationships to have any stories to tell.

56. State 8 facts about your body

I have three scars on my face. My hair grows really fast. So do my nails. I have grey pigmentation at the back of my head. My big toes are longer than my second toe. I have small nipples and a large birthmark under my arm. My BMI is 18.5

57. Things you want to say to an ex

N/A

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Buy me flowers. Lie with me for hours on end. Buy me flowers. Be my valentine. Buy me flowers. (Hardly know myself enough) Romance is not dead.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

http://deception-perfection.tumblr.com/post/23665610489/tipsy-dress-ups-postassignmentdelirium-taken

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

1 year

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Skin. Sounds kinda obvious but not really

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Spontaneous drunk passion. That sounds kinda terrible but still sexy.  

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Penetrative? 

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Knowingly being involved with someone else to any degree.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Lots of hands, everywhere.

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

Maybe handcuffs? I don’t know.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

An entire day starting with eggs benedict at a cute cafe. Going for a drive to the middle of nowhere singing along in the car. Surprise dinner and drinks followed by a drive in move under the stars with blankets in the boot. 

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Gay

69. What turns you off?

Dishonesty and cruelty. 

70. What turns you on?

Kiss my neck.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Can’t recall. Wish I could.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

Anything but silence but not a conversation please.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Carry me home when I’m wasted.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Weight? Or skin. Not sure.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Taken me into their home. 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I can’t think of something. Im not horrible but just a little complacent. 

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

Not a big deal but not absurdly large. But if love is love? 

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

I once peeded in a bottle at a festival waiting in a crowd. I don’t think thats what the question means by dirty though. A besides it not much of a secret, everyone knows.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Recently when I got turned down for someone else. 

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

The other day. To my Mum.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Cute boy from work #1. Cute boy from uni #1. Cute boy from uni #2. RJ King and Ryan Gosling. 

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

Alison

83. Who was your first kiss with?

Cassie/Josh

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Not a proper relationship but I wasn’t fully committed.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Well I guess you get to know most people through the internet anyway

~ Well that took a good few hours ~